Raw Recap 09.10.07
Raw recap from Green Bay, WI:
Raw opened with Mr. McMahon strutting down to the ring with Coach. Vince received a chorus of boos as he began speaking about his illegitimate child situation. Vince discussed how he knows his bastard son is here tonight, because it's a male WWE superstar. Vince said the woman who brought this suit had to be less professional by bringing this all out in public. Vince asked what "things are looking up" means. Vince said he can take comfort in the thought his son is not from Green Bay, Wisconsin. Vince held up WWE magazine with Mr. Kennedy on the cover, and then told Coach to rip the magazine up. Vince said Kennedy should be suspended for impersonating a McMahon. Vince said he wants to know who his bastard son is right now. Just then, Great Khali's music came on, and Khali walked down to the ring with his manager.Khali grabbed a mic from his manager and began speaking in his language to Vince. Khali's manager then spoke saying "things are looking up" could only refer to one man, The Great Khali. Just then, JBL's music came on and JBL came down the ramp to the ring with a microphone. JBL said things are looking up refers to money, not the giant Khali. JBL said with his investment portfolio "things are looking up". JBL said he and Vince are self-made millionaires and it would be his honor to change his name to "JBM", John Bradshaw McMahon.
Just then, Jeff Hardy came down the ramp to the ring. Jeff said he knows his dad but he's been hearing that everyone is always looking up when he's doing moves off the ropes. Vince asked Jeff if maybe he is his son Jeff said he hopes not. Just then the attorney for the woman suing Vince McMahon, Mr. Johnson, appeared on the Titantron. Mr. Johnson said the identity of Vince's son will be revealed tonight, when his client is ready. Mr. Johnson informed Vince that Jeff Hardy is not his son. Jeff began celebrating and Mr. McMahon said he didn't give a damn about Jeff anymore so he can face Great Khali in a match tonight.
Paul London vs. Lance Cade
JR noted that Kendrick and London won the tag titles in South Africa this past weekend, but Cade & Murdoch regained them at the end of the tour there.Cade took London down to the mat in a side headlock, but London got to his feet. London used a headscissors to take Cade down, then tried to go off the ropes but bumped into the ref. Cade took advantage, elbowing London down. Cade then began to dominate, slamming London down, then punching at him in the corner. London managed to kick Cade as he came at him, then dropkicked him off the top rope. During the match, Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler noted that John Cena had been banned from the arena tonight due to his actions last week.
Cade flipped London over him off the ropes, then went for a pin with no luck. Cade placed London up on the turnbuckle, and climbed up to suplex him. London pushed Cade down to the mat, but just then Trevor Murdoch got on the side apron to interfere. With the ref distracted, Brian Kendrick came into the ring and landed a bulldog move from off the ropes on Cade. London followed up with a flip splash onto Cade and then pinned him for a win.
Winner: Paul London wins via pinfall over Lance Cade.
Triple H shown backstage writing, and then placed a sign in front of a new white T shirt saying "new Triple H shirt available at WWE.com". Jim Ross mentioned that new GM of Raw, Coach, would allow Carlito to choose Triple H's opponent for tonight.
Highlights of Randy Orton shown kicking Cena's dad in the head outside the ring a few weeks ago. William Regal shown announcing Orton vs. Cena for Unforgiven. John Cena proceeded to come down to the ring and attack GM William Regal, putting him into the STFU outside the ring. Several refs had to pull Cena off Regal, and Regal was then given medical attention.
Event staff and security guards were shown in the back parking lot/garage area to make sure Cena would not be coming to Raw.
Vince and Coach discussed Regal's condition in an office. Coach told Vince he has banned John Cena from the arena tonight and provided extra security to make sure. Coach said he wasn't taking the chance that Cena would do the same thing to him tonight. Vince said the woman suing him will not make a fool of him tonight either. Coach said he could be of help and had the #2 man here to see Vince. Coach called in Stevie Richards and Vince started to break out in laughter. Vince said the fans are way off. Vince then asked Coach who was #1 and Coach said Triple H, causing Vince a look of disgust.
Highlights shown from last week where Triple H took out Umaga with a steel chair and then the Sliedgehammer.
Backstage, Todd Grisham interviewed Carlito. Grisham asked Carlito if he was nervous to face HHH at Unforgiven after what he did to Umaga. Carlito said he's not worried about the fact Triple H is tough when he has a sledgehammer. Carlito said he has chosen an opponent for Triple H tonight who has beaten him before. Carlito said tonight he will be "Triple H's daddy".
Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin
Triple H came to the ring and posed for the crowd before awaiting his opponent for tonight. Carlito escorted Shelton down to the ring for the match and waited outside the ring.Early on, HHH shoved Benjamin down then went at him in the corner. Shelton tried to gain momentum, tossing HHH off the ropes, but HHH caught him with an elbow. HHH tossed Shelton shoulder first into the corner ringpost, then began to twist his arm. HHH tossed Shelton into the ringpost a second time causing him to fall out of the ring. HHH went out after him and tossed him back into the ring. Just then Carlito tried to distract HHH at ringside before he could enter the ring. Shelton came back out to attack HHH, but the Game grabbed him and hit him head first into the ring. HHH then tossed Shelton at Carlito who was sitting near ringside. Raw hit break with Shelton and Carlito layed out.
Raw returned with Shelton holding HHH down on the mat in a headlock. JR said during commercial Carlito distracted HHH from outside the ring allowing Shelton to land a spin kick. Shelton continued to dominate HHH, suplexing him in the ring. Shelton continued to apply a headlock while HHH was down. HHH got to his feet and managed to kick Shelton from the corner. HHH set up for a Pedigree, but Shelton reversed then did a jump off the ropes to knock HHH down.
HHH finally managed to clothesline Shelton down off the ropes. The ref began a count and both men got to their feet before 10. Back and forth punches were followed by HHH using a knee to take down Shelton. Carlito again got on the side apron to distract HHH. Shelton tried to jump at HHH in the corner, but HHH moved away. Triple H then connected with the Pedigree for the pin.
Carlito entered the ring with a steel chair and went at HHH, but the Game managed to kick Carlito in the stomach and grab the chair. Carlito quickly escaped the ring running up the ramp. Just then, Coach came out with a mic and told HHH he will pay for what he did to Umaga and for embarassing Vince McMahon. Coach said at Unforgiven it will be a No Disqualification Match for Carlito only and that HHH can not use any objects whatsoever.
Security shown in the back parking lot area checking out a Jeep/SUV, and then allowing it to go forward.
Winner: Triple H wins via pinfall over Shelton Benjamin.
Randy Orton came walking down the ramp to the ring to jeering fans. Lawler said Orton seemed awfully confident tonight due to all the security to keep Cena away. Orton began to speak to Cena on the mic, saying for all they know Cena is home watching Raw on TV. Orton said that this Sunday at Unforgiven will mark Cena's 1 year anniversary as WWE champ. Orton said back then it wasn't personal but it is now. Orton said he will become the new WWE champion now that he has gotten inside Cena's head.
As Orton continued to yell, all of a sudden the crowd went wild. John Cena was shown running through the crowd and then jumped over the side barrier. Cena made it past several security guards and got into the ring, pulling Orton down. Cena started punching away at Orton and the two men rolled out of the ring. Orton finally managed to back up the ramp as about 10 security guards held Cena back.
Backstage, Coach and Vince were talking and Vince yelled at Coach to do his job. Vince said he can throw Cena out any time he wants. Just then Cena came pushing about 12 security guards back. Vince went over to the melee and got in Cena's face yelling "Who do you think you are?" Cena yelled back that he was talking to Vince as a man and not his boss. Cena said he can understand the love for a father, and that now he understands what he's gonna do to Randy Orton at Unforgiven. Cena said he will have vengeance on Orton this Sunday. Cena left the arena as security ushered him out the door to the parking lot.
Candice Michelle came down to the ring with her championship belt and posed for the crowd up on the apron. Candice then went over and joined JR and the King at the announce table for the next match.
Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall
Jillian clotheslined Mickie down early then tossed her to the corner. Jillian did a backflip and then splashed into Mickie in the corner. Jillian tried to flip onto Mickie, but Mickie put her knees up to block. Mickie then used a barrage of moves to drop Jillian. Mickie elbowed Jillian out of the corner, then tried for a move off the ropes, but Jillian reversed and slammed Mickie down for a pin. After the failed pin, Mickie managed to land a roundhouse kick on Jillian, knocking her out for a pin.As Mickie was celebrating her ring, Beth Phoenix snuck into the ring and attacked her from behind. Beth knocked Mickie down and out of the ring, then grabbed Jillian and tossed her out as well. Candice came into the ring after Beth taunted her. Candice tried to punch away at Beth, but Beth overpowered her and picked her up to deliver a finishing move on her. Candice Michelle layed in the ring as Beth backed up the ramp grinning and pretending she would soon have the Women's title.
Winner: Mickie James wins via pinfall over Jillian Hall.
Highlights shown from last week's Raw where Santino Marella was in the ring ranting on the mic with Maria by his side. Sandman came down from the crowd, and after being insulted by Santino, began to beat him up the ramp with his Singapore Cane.
Santino Marella vs. Sandman
Santino took the mic before his match to speak to the crowd. Santino discussed Luciano Pavarotti passing away and saying he was lucky enough to pass away before having to watch Stone Cold's "The Condemned" on dvd next week. As Santino continued to rant, Sandman's music came on and he walked down to the ring through the crowd.Santino attacked Sandman as soon as he got into the ring. Sandman managed to elbow his way out of the corner, then elbowed Marella down off the ropes. Marella reversed a move and threw Sandman to the corner. Sandman seemed to injur his knee or leg and began to clutch at it. Santino continued to go at the leg of Sandman. Sandman finally escaped and knocked Santino down, then was able to toss him out of the ring.
Sandman jumped over the top rope onto Marella and began to try to attack him outside the ring. When Santino escaped, he grabbed Sandman's Singapore Cane and tried to hit him. The ref called for the belt and disqualified Marella. Marella chased Sandman into the ring with the Cane, but Sandman rolled away and out under the ropes. Santino then tried to swing the stick but ended up hurting himself. Sandman got back into the ring and grabbed his Cane and went for Marella. Marella rolled out of the ring and retreated up the ramp to escape the attack.
Winner: Sandman wins due to disqualification on Santino Marella.
Backstage Maria talked to Ron Simmons about maybe telling Santino they should see other people. Just then, Santino Marella ran up from behind and attacked Ron Simmons. Marella tossed Simmons into a bunch of metal barrels, leaving him laying on the pavement. Marella took Maria by the hand and looked at Simmons then yelled "DAMN!".
Promo video shown of the 2007 Diva Search Finalists discussing their various backgrounds and experiences. Coach said later on info would come on how to vote for the 2007 Diva Search winner.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler went over the matches for Unforgiven, including Cena vs. Orton and Undertaker's return to take on Mark Henry.
Commercial shown for the 2007 WWE Diva Search. 44993 is the number to text the name of your diva choice to. Fans can vote up to 10 times a week, at 99 cents per vote. See WWE.com for more info.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler reviewed Rey Mysterio beating Chavo Guerrero in an "I Quit" match on Smackdown last Friday. Great Khali then came down and squeezed Mysterio's head between his hands until Mysterio began bleeding out of his mask.
Jeff Hardy vs. The Great Khali
Hardy went to kick at Khali's leg several times and then tried to punch him. Khali shoved Hardy down to the corner. Jeff got up and tried to attack off the ropes twice, but Khali clotheslined Hardy down. Khali put Hardy in the corner where he started to beat on him. Khali whipped Jeff back to the corner, but this time Jeff jumped up on the turnbuckle and sprang off at Khali. Khali just let Jeff fall to the mat. Jeff got up and tried to run off the ropes, but Khali used a back leg kick and dropped Hardy to the mat. Khali then waited for Jeff to get up and put Jeff's head in between his two hands, squeezing. Khali continued to apply pressure to Jeff's head for a while, then changed the grip to the sides of Jeff's face. Jeff began to fade down on the mat. Khali let Hardy lay on the mat and put 1 foot on him for the pin.Winner: The Great Khali wins via pinfall over Jeff Hardy.
As Khali celebrated in the ring with his title, the Animal Batista came down the ramp to the ring. Batista's fireworks went off at the top of the ramp and Batista ran down into the ring. Batista speared Khali down to the mat, causing Khali to roll out of the ring. Batista then climbed the ropes looking out at Khali outside the ring. Khali's manager directed Khali to start leaving the area and exit up the ramp. Khali held his title up for Batista to see as he backed away up the ramp.
Coach and Vince seen walking backstage and smiling on their way to the ring. Jim Ross said they are just moments away from this history making announcement.
Mr. McMahon's Son Revealed
Vince McMahon and Coach came walking down to the ring with all of the superstars from Raw, Smackdown and ECW following behind. Vince directed all of the wrestlers to stand around the ring. Triple H came down the ramp last with Jim Ross reminding fans that HHH was the #1 vote getter on WWE.com. Vince took a mic and said one of these men is privileged to be his bastard son. Vince then asked the attorney to say which of the wrestlers was his son.Mr. Johnson appeared saying he has a series of messages from his client about who Vince's son is not. Mr. Johnson said first Mr. McMahon's son is not anyone who is extreme. Vince then kicked all of the ECW wrestlers out and told them to go backstage. Next Mr. Johnson said Vince's son has a "fondness for gold". Vince ordered anyone who isn't a current or former champ in the WWE to leave. Next, Mr. Johnson informed Vince that his son is of "fair skin". Vince told MVP, Mark Henry and Shelton Benjamin to leave. Mr. Johnson said next "your son's skin is fair as is his hair". Vince told anyone with blonde hair to stay. The crowd started to chant "Kennedy", but Vince yelled that he had been suspended for "impersonating a McMahon".
Left in the ring were Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, JBL, Sandman and Triple H. Mr. Johnson's next clue was that Vince's son has "individual gold and is not part of a tag team". Sandman, Triple H and JBL were left standing in the ring with Vince. Mr. Johnson gave one final clue, "your son loves to play the game". Vince began to look at Triple H as HHH began pacing. JBL and Sandman left the ring and went backstage. Vince came eye to eye with HHH as the crowd chanted for the Game.
HHH told Vince he didn't like this anymore than Vince did. Vince said "this is not right". Mr. Johnson told Vince McMahon his son likes to play the game whether its horseshoes or marbles last week on Smackdown. Vince yelled and demanded the lawyer announce the name of his son. Mr. Johnson finally announced Vince's son was "Hornswaggle". Just then the leprechaun's music came on and he came out from under the ring. Hornswaggle ran up the steps and started dancing in the ring with HHH laughing hysterically. Hornswaggle danced around the ring as HHH continued to laugh. Hornswaggle ran up and hugged Vince's leg as Vince had a bewildered look on his face. Hornswaggle McMahon continued to hug his dad's leg as Triple H put a green Irish hat on Vince's head and Raw left the air.
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1 Comments:
I KNEW IT. LAST WEEK I SAID IT WAS HORNSWOGGLE, AND IT IS. WOW. I SHOULD GET SOME KIND OF PRISE FOR THAT. CONGRATULATIONS HORNSWOGGLE MCMAHON
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