Spoof Story About WWE
The Voice of Reason, a website which mixes spoof stories and real stories that are comedic, has a spoof story about a mall security officer who used a WWE move to make an arrest in the mall. The story says the WWE has ownership of wrestling moves and also has someone saying he would fight WWE in court if he was prevented from using a "flying dismount off top rope" move in his everyday life.
From thevoiceofreason.com:
"Managers of the Happy Shopping Mall have apologized after one of their security officers was seen arresting a man using a copyrighted WWE wrestling move, yesterday.
The High Five To An Underarm Slam Dunk On His Face ©®™ was seen by millions of viewers when the arrest was shown on the television show "The World's Most Dangerous Mall Security Officer Arrests".
Officer Paddy Lithuenquo, who used the move, told this web site:
"I had no idea that the WWE had copyrighted this move. It's such a shame, I use it all the while. Hey, wait a minute, when did they copyright it? I have been using this move since 1987!"
Copyright lawyers who occasionally pop round to our office looking for cases, told this web site:
"If Officer Lithuenquo can prove he invented the move that the WWE now claim to have copyrighted, he has a very good case to sue the tight fitting Lycra pants off the Wrestling organization."
A construction worker who told this web site that he regularly uses a Spinning Backwards Flying Dismount Off The Top Rope ©®™ from low level building works 'to save time climbing down the ladder', claimed that he would fight the WWE in the courts were they to prevent him from continuing to do so."
The article was authored by "Slam Dork" and also includes claimed reader submitted comments about WWE and wrestling moves, as well as a screenshot proving WWE says it owns wrestling moves. View the site/article here.
From thevoiceofreason.com:
"Managers of the Happy Shopping Mall have apologized after one of their security officers was seen arresting a man using a copyrighted WWE wrestling move, yesterday.
The High Five To An Underarm Slam Dunk On His Face ©®™ was seen by millions of viewers when the arrest was shown on the television show "The World's Most Dangerous Mall Security Officer Arrests".
Officer Paddy Lithuenquo, who used the move, told this web site:
"I had no idea that the WWE had copyrighted this move. It's such a shame, I use it all the while. Hey, wait a minute, when did they copyright it? I have been using this move since 1987!"
Copyright lawyers who occasionally pop round to our office looking for cases, told this web site:
"If Officer Lithuenquo can prove he invented the move that the WWE now claim to have copyrighted, he has a very good case to sue the tight fitting Lycra pants off the Wrestling organization."
A construction worker who told this web site that he regularly uses a Spinning Backwards Flying Dismount Off The Top Rope ©®™ from low level building works 'to save time climbing down the ladder', claimed that he would fight the WWE in the courts were they to prevent him from continuing to do so."
The article was authored by "Slam Dork" and also includes claimed reader submitted comments about WWE and wrestling moves, as well as a screenshot proving WWE says it owns wrestling moves. View the site/article here.
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