Summerslam 2007 Predictions

The wait is finally over! Summerslam is one of the bigger Pay Per Views of the year and offers us the potential for several title changes. I believe one of the biggest title changes many were waiting to see will occur here and now (as rumor sites also suggest). I'm looking for a total of 2 title changes at the event, but I have to say WWE is doing a good job lately of teasing us to make us believe that..For this Pay Per View, I'm competing head-to-head with Edward Ball who is the author of the WWE Geek Blog. I'll list his picks after each of mine and see how we do in the spirit of friendly competition.

With that, here's my predictions for the big summer event:

CM Punk vs. John Morrison

The first of several matches which seem tough to predict, and you could go either way here. Seeing as the last match involving this two on ECW had Morrison capturing the win, that's usually a setup for Punk to win the next time (hence the title). It makes you think CM Punk has to win one of these times, but it seems that they want a very established champion for the brand. So Morrison wins again. Tommy Dreamer will be his next competitor on ECW. The fans voting in my blog poll here, overwhelmingly picked Punk to win it.

Prediction: Morrison continues his reign as ECW champ.
(WWE Geek's Pick: John Morrison)

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Diva Battle Royal (for #1 Women's Contender):

To pick this one you could almost draw a name from a hat or throw a dart at a list of Diva names. The WWE could go many ways with this. However, Beth Phoenix seems like a new, dominant and tough competitor. I agree with a fan who told me that if not Beth Phoenix, it's Michelle McCool. But in terms of a tough new heel to become women's champ, I'll go with Beth Phoenix.

Prediction: Beth Phoenix wins and becomes #1 contender for the Women's belt.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Mickie James)

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Batista vs Great Khali

Khali is an imposing yet clumsy champion. He's decimated the likes of Flair, Batista and Kane on Smackdown leading up to this Summerslam. His new "claw" move has shown there's no escape. Prior to Edge being injured, Batista had lost his championship opportunities, for a short while, which would lead one to believe there was no plan for Batista to have the belt back soon. Khali will continue his reign in this match with a win. Foul play or a disqualification may play a part, setting up further contests.

Prediction: Khali retains the title with his tough vice grip claw, or some sort of DQ mayhem happens where Batista doesn't win the title.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Batista)

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Finlay vs Kane

This match was an add-on during the past week due to MVP's condition. MVP is unfit to wrestle, so instead Kane will battle Finlay. Makes for an easy pick, Kane takes this one off a chokeslam.

Prediction: Kane wins via pinfall, after some probable Hornswaggle interference.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Finlay)

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Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

The 1st of two great superstars that WWE has been saving just for this event. Revenge is sweet and will be on the mind of Rey Mysterio. Chavo has been trying to play mind games on his opponent each week on Smackdown, but we all know that Mysterio will show us his high flying aerial moves en route to a comeback victory. Easy prediction here, Mysterio with the comeback win, this and the HHH match can be called the "no-brainers" of the card, but will still be treats to fans.

Prediction: Mysterio does the 619 and many other moves on Chavo to get his revenge and a comeback victory.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Rey Mysterio)

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Triple H vs. King Booker

The return of one of WWE's greatest in Triple H. Here he will do battle with King Booker who has been trash talking everyone on Raw lately. Based on a good 100 or so promo ads showing us that Triple H will be returning, who'd pick against him here? Triple H makes his triumphant return to beat Booker and continue to be "King of Kings". This also will end Booker's king-ship so that a new King can be proclaimed at the next "King of the Ring".

Prediction: WWE fans get to see a victorious return of Triple H and the world famous pedigree as HHH pins Booker.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Triple H)

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Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Umaga (IC Title)

Most of the past greats such as Rock, HHH and Stone Cold started off winning the Intercontinental title before they made their climb to the top and captured the WWE belt. This is where Kennedy starts his rise (most likely aided by being Mr. McMahon's lost son). Kennedy will somehow pull out the victory here, especially if he's getting the push to be WWE champ. Perhaps Vince interferes on his son's behalf, since Umaga was part of why Vince got shaved bald at Wrestlemania. (Note: WWE.com had a poll asking fans who will take this one. 33% of votes went to each competitor)

Prediction: Kennedy wins and proud Papa McMahon welcomes him to the family.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Mr. Kennedy)

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Randy Orton vs. John Cena

In the words of John Cena's entrance song "Your time is up, the time is now". Sorry to say Cena fans all over, this will be the place where Cena finally loses his belt. The WWE has been known to shock us before, but Cena has had an epic and lengthy title run and its time for a heel to take over. The other point to mention is that Orton has given a bit of an injury to other opponents' heads (Shawn Michaels and RVD, etc) before he puts them out of business for a while. He had Cena clutching his injured head on Raw this past week. I believe Orton takes the belt here, but its hard to know if he will send Cena out injured on a stretcher, let's hope that its not the case. The Game will be back and ready to challenge Orton for his newly won title, so don't despair.

Prediction: Randy Orton becomes the new WWE Champ as Cena's title reign ends. Triple H will become his new feud while Cena leaves to work on a new movie and rap album.
(WWE Geek's Pick: Randy Orton)

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Vince's Child Named?

Why not make the event even bigger? This Pay Per View should finally give us that answer that Coach and Vince have been seeking for a few weeks now. It could even play into the IC title or WWE title match, which could make this the best Pay Per View of 2007. My guess is that Kennedy is named the son. I still hold Snitsky and Randy Orton as the wildcards..Stay tuned!

Overall, fans will be treated to 2 great comeback victories (HHH and Mysterio) as well as at least 2-3 title changes. Feel free to disagree with any pick and leave a comment. I respectfully ask for comments to be on the shorter side. Thanks and enjoy the biggest event of the Summer, Summerslam!

SNME Recap 08.18.07

Recap of Saturday Night's Main Event from NYC:

Vince and Coach shown backstage in an office to start off the show. Vince said how upset he was at the revelation Stephanie made on Raw saying his illegitimate child was a WWE superstar. Coach said he had a list and was narrowing down who Vince's child was based on the info he had. Coach asked Vince if he had told him of all of his past romps. Vince recalled one time in Kansas City with a woman. Coach discussed how he was born in KC and was adopted. Vince shook his head and said "it's gonna be a long night".

JBL, Jim Ross and Michael Cole introduced themselves as the commentators and began discussing tonight's matches including the boxing match between Matt Hardy and Evander Holyfield, John Cena vs. Carlito and also how tonight we may discover who Vince's illegitimate child is.

Batista & Kane vs. Finlay & The Great Khali

As Khali made his way down to the ring as they showed footage of last night's Smackdown with Kane facing Khali. Khali put Kane down in the claw grip, then put Batista down as well when he came to try to attack Khali.

Kane started off hammering away and kicking at Finlay in the corner, then threw him to the other corner for a clothesline. Kane followed with a side slam and a failed pin. Batista tagged in to continue to beat up Finlay. Finlay tried to escape Batista in the corner, but Batista caught him in the air then rammed him into the corner. Batista then suplexed Finlay off the corner ropes. Finlay rolled out of the ring as SNME hit commercial break.

SNME returned with Khali clotheslining down Kane in the ring. During break, Khali attacked Kane when he was outside battling Finlay. Khali began exploiting the rib injury Kane had by grabbing Kane in the side of his stomach. Khali continued to clutch Kane's rib area as the ref asked if Kane wanted to quit. Kane fought back getting to the ropes and punching at Khali. Khali then used a boot to Kane's face, knocking him down. Khali tagged in Fnlay who ran over and attacked Kane, then did the same to Batista. Kane able to recover and tagged in Batista. Batista started running back and forth hitting Finlay and Khali in the corner.

Hornswaggle snuck into the ring behind Batista. Batista saw him and grabbed him, then threw him right into Finlay's midsection. Khali became wrapped up in the ropes, so Kane and Batista picked up Hornswaggle and used him as a battering ram several times into Khali's stomach. As they threw down the leprechaun, Khali escaped then grabbed Batista and Kane with each hand, but they broke out of it and doubleteamed Khali. Kane went out of the ring as did Khali. Finlay came in to attack Batista who then speared him down. Batista finished off Finlay with a Batista Bomb and then scored the pin.

Winners: Kane and Batista win via pinfall over Finlay & Khali.

Vince shown backstage with Coach as they continued talking about who his child might be. Vince went over to a mirror to fix his hair and saw an old reflection of himself as a young announcer/commentator. Coach and Vince then left the scene. Ron Simmons walked up to the mirror and seemed as if he was trying to get Vince's attention. Simmons stared into the mirror a bit before saying "DAMN!".

Triple H returns promo shown for Summerslam.

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MVP hanging out with a posse backstage, and Evander Holyfield entered the locker room as the crowd cheered. MVP told Evander since he can't fight due to doctor's orders that's why he chose Holyfield to replace him. MVP hugged Evander as they joked around.

Coach and Mr. McMahon were then in the ring. Coach held a file folder and discussed that the identity of the person who is Vince's child will be announced tonight. Vince told Coach to "get on with it". Coach said Vince provided alot of info and tonight they will locate the child. Coach said based on one "trist" Vince told him of, he believes he may have found Vince's child. Just then Eugene came out to the ring in his superhero costume. Vince had a look of disgust on his face as Coach gave a mic to Eugene. Eugene said how his mom said "Vince nailed her" and that's why his uncle Eric Bischoff got into wrestling, so he could put Vince out of business. Vince told Eugene he wore a condom that night, so he's not his son. Eugene then said "I love you dad" before hugging Vince and leaving the ring.

Coach said maybe Vince has a daughter and introduced Melina. Melina came strutting down to the ring in a tight black and pink dress with an angry look on her face. Vince said Melina is not his daughter and she will agree to it. Coach asked why. Vince whispered to Coach causing Coach to exclaim "thats digusting!" Vince told Melina it was just a typical July 4th celebration. Melina said if it turns out she is his daughter she will take him for every cent he has. Vince became upset as Melina stormed out of the ring. Vince asked Coach if there were any more. Coach said just one more but he didn't think they should bring them out. Vince yelled at Coach to "bring him out".

Just then after a pause, Stone Cold Steve Austin's breaking glass sounded and his theme music came on. Stone Cold came walking down to the ring eyeing Coach and Vince as he posed from the ring corners. Austin took a mic and began pacing the ring around Vince. Austin began discussing how he might be Vince's son. Vince told Austin "theres no chance in hell" he was his illegitimate son. Austin said they missed out on so many memories while he was growing up. Austin said Vince made it easy for him to just come out and "stun his ass". Austin told Vince he must have "overactve grapefruits" and to help him out Austin delivered a kick to the groin and then a low blow to Vince.

Coach walked up to Austin confronting him for what he just did. Austin then kicked Coach and delivered the Stone Cold Stunner to him. Austin celebrated with beers in the ring pouring them out onto Vince and Coach. Jim Ross said he thinks they can now conclude Stone Cold is not Vince's child. Vince finally got back up and Stone Cold said it's his first time back at the Garden, so he offered to drink a beer with Vince. Austin handed Vince a beer and they toasted, before Stone Cold kicked Vince and then delivered a stunner to him.

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MVP shown in the back locker room as Evander Holyfield was preparing for the upcoming boxing match.

Carlito vs. John Cena

Footage shown of Cena's match on Raw 3 weeks ago against Carlito, where Randy Orton interfered allowing Carlito to win. Carlito then spit apple into Cena's face on the mat. Michael Cole discussed how Cena will put his title on the line against Orton in about a week at Summerslam.

Cena took control early on, kicking down Carlito then tossing him to the corner. Cena threw Carlito off the ropes then knocked him down with a hard forearm. Carlito rolled out of the ring and went over to grab Lillian Garcia's chair. Carlito tried to enter the ring with the chair, but the ref took it away. Cena came over to Carlito on the apron. As the ref turned away, Carlito was able to knock Cena out of the ring. SNME headed to commercial break.

Back from break, Carlito was kicking and punching Cena down on the mat. Michael Cole said Carlito had been working on the head of Cena. Cena able to regain control out of the corner, then came off the ropes to do a neckbreaker type move. Cena got up on the corner ropes then did a double legdrop on Carlito's head. Cena quickly slapped the STFU onto Carlito who immediately tapped out. Cena with the win, but as the bell sounded, Randy Orton came running down to the ring.

Orton attacked Cena, then tossed him out of the ring. Orton grabbed Cena and whipped him into the steel steps. Orton then began franticly pacing around until Cena got up. Orton set up a chair, then grabbed Cena and did an RKO on Cena right through the metal chair. Orton stared coldly at Cena laying on his back outside the ring.

Winner: John Cena wins via submission over Carlito.

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Backstage, Todd Grisham caught up with Randy Orton. Grisham said what Orton did was brutal. Orton said he sent a message to Cena "loud and clear" about what he will get from Randy Orton at Summerslam.

Several divas seen sitting in front of the commentator's table near the ring dressed as boxing ring girls. JBL discussed the matchup showing the stats of Hardy vs. Holyfield. Hardy was then introduced and came out in a boxing robe with two corner men. MVP came out next with about 5 or 6 corner men. MVP got into the ring and started taunting Hardy. Holyfield came out with 2 men to a roar from the crowd. Cole said Holyfield has a reach advantage over Hardy. Boxing announcer Michael Buffer announced the match asking MSG if they were ready. MVP interrupted him and handed Buffer a card of what to say for MVP's intro.

Matt Hardy vs. Evander Holyfield

Holyfield started jabbing away at Matt in the first round, backing him into a corner. Holyfield knocked Matt Hardy down to the corner with under a minute in Round 1. Hardy got back up and shook things off. Holyfield continued to punch away at Hardy until he fell to the mat again. Jim Ross said tonight it might be best for Hardy to stay on the mat, but Matt got himself up right before the round ended.

As Round 2 started, Holyfield indivated to the ref he didn't want to go after Matt Hardy anymore because he can tell Hardy's had enough. MVP went over and yelled at Holyfield to go knock out and finish off Matt Hardy. As MVP continued barking orders, Holyfield gave him a look. Holyfield turned to leave, then MVP grabbed him. Holyfield delivered a solid knockout punch to MVP leaving him face 1st on the mat. Holyfield then went over and showed some love for Hardy's effort, giving him a hug in the corner.

Winner: Holyfield dominated the match over Matt Hardy and knocked out MVP.

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Tazz joined Michael Cole and Jim Ross at ringside to replace JBL for the next match, from the ECW brand.

Boogeyman & CM Punk vs. Big Daddy V & John Morrison

Big Daddy V came to the match with Matt Striker as his manager. Morrison and Punk faced off first with Punk knocking Morrison down for a quick pin attempt. Punk continued to fight Morrison giving a strange look to Boogeyman in the corner instead of tagging him. Punk eventually clotheslined Morrison over the ropes as SNME went to break.

Back from break, Boogeyman whipped Morrison to the ropes then flipped him up over his back. Boogeyman grabbed a fistful of worms and put them in his mouth then went at Morrison. Matt Striker got up onto the apron and distracted Boogeyman, allowed Big Daddy V to tag in. V clotheslined Boogeyman down then began to manhandle him around the ring. Eventually Boogeyman escaped when V ran at him in the same corner as Morrison was standing near. Boogeyman tagged in CM Punk just as Morrison tagged in.

CM Punk started to dominate the ECW champ, slamming him down then tossing him to the corner. Punk able to jump off the side ropes and clothesline Morrison down. Punk tossed Morrison to the corner then ran at him to knee him in the face. Morrison eventually landed a spinning kick to Punk's head, knocking him off the corner ropes. The two superstars continued to battle with CM Punk eventually rolling up Morrison for a surprise pinfall victory.

Winners: CM Punk and Boogeyman win via pinfall over Big Daddy V and John Morrison.

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Michael Cole thanked everyone for tuning in as highlights of tonight's matches were shown with POD's "Boom" playing.

Saturday Night's Main Event Preview

Tonight's Saturday Night Main Event will feature the superstars of WWE's ECW, Raw and Smackdown brands in action.

The major event being promoted will be a boxing match between Matt Hardy and legendary boxing champ Evander Holyfield. Matt Hardy challenged MVP to the contest a week ago in the ongoing feud where MVP has told Hardy he can't beat him in anything. Holyfield is a last minute replacement for MVP who recently had a heart surgery and has been resting. MVP claims that Hardy should go on with the challenge and face his very own sparring partner, Evander Holyfield. How will Matt Hardy fare in a matchup against one of boxing's all-time greatest? More on this matchup at WWE.com.

ECW has also set up a tag team matchup featuring 4 of its biggest, brightest and perplexing stars. CM Punk will be teaming up with the mysterious and strange Boogeyman to do battle with flamboyant ECW champion John Morrison and his partner, the imposing Big Daddy V. On the past week's ECW on Sci Fi, both Morrison and his Summerslam opponent, CM Punk lost in their matches. Who will come out on top in this tag team matchup?

With all superstars on hand, Johnathan Coachman will continue to help Mr. McMahon try to find his illegitimate child. Will they discover who the longtime unknown child of Mr. McMahon is? All this, Stone Cold Steve Austin stopping by and more!

Tune into Saturday Night's Main Event at 11:30PM EST on NBC. Check local listings for air times.

ECW Recap 08.14.07

ECW recap from Uncasville, CT:

Highlights of Mr. McMahon shown discussing his illegitimate child situation and his daughter Stephanie informing him it's one of the WWE superstars.

Coach standing in the ring with a table when the show started. Coach said he was here tonight to continue the investigation into who Vince's child is. Coach said one piece of business needs to be handled first. Coach introduced the brand new General Manager of ECW, Armando Estrada. Estrada came down to the ring wearing all white with cigars in the pocket. Estrada thanked Coach and Vince McMahon. Estrada told the crowd could refer to him as the new GM of ECW or the Hardcore Dictator. Estrada then conducted his first ever championship contract signing, with CM Punk and John Morrison coming down to the ring.

Morrison picked a mic up off the table and told Punk that where he's seated is as close as he's ever gonna get to "earthly paradise". Morrison signed the contract then tossed it to Punk telling him to think about it before he signed it. Morrison then told Punk he didn't even last 15 minutes in the ring with him last week. Punk picked up the mic and said that's only because he beat Morrison before the time expired, so he earned the title shot. Morrison and Punk stood up and began to get in each other's face, with Punk saying he'd be wearing the ECW title after Summerslam. Punk signed the contract as the two started to get in each other's face. Estrada then told Morrison he would face Boogeyman tonight and Punk would fight next against Big Daddy V.

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CM Punk vs. Big Daddy V

V came down to the ring with manager/pitch man, Matt Striker. As the match started, V shoved Punk back down into into the corner. Punk tried to recover and grab V from behind, but V rammed him back into the corner, then began to punch, headbutt and chop at Punk. V picked up Punk and threw him to the mat on his back, then picked him up again and pressed him up above. V let Punk drop to the mat hard then stood him up again for more punishment n the ring. V knocked Punk down off the ropes causing Punk to roll out of the ring. As Punk got back up on the apron, Big Daddy V ran over and smashed into him sending Punk flying into the announce table. Punk layed outside the ring, holding his side in pain as the ref continued the count. Punk tried to crawl and stretch his way to get back to the ring but was counted out before he could. A ref ran over to attend to Punk who was still holding his side on the outside of the ring.

Winner: Big Daddy V wins due to countout of CM Punk.

Highlight reel shown of the Boogeyman in anticipation of his match tonight with John Morrison.

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Ad shown for Saturday Night's Main Event, saying legendary boxer Evander Holyfield will be a substitute for MVP in the boxing match against Matt Hardy. SNME will air Saturday at 11:30PM EST on NBC.

Tommy Dreamer walked up to new ECW GM, Armando Estrada and said he wants first shot at whoever wins the ECW title Summerslam match. Estrada told Dreamer to prove to him he's not lazy. Estrada said Dreamer had 60 seconds to get out to the ring to prove he's not. Dreamer began to make his way from backstage, as various ECW wrestlers came up to him and he shrugged them off. Dreamer passed by Extreme Expose showing Miz dance moves, then pushed Coach aside when he came up to him. Dreamer ran into a food cart by accident, hurting his leg. Dreamer continued to limp his way to the ring. When Dreamer got into the ring with 20 seconds left, Big Daddy V was still standing there from the previous match. The ref rang the bell for another Big Daddy V match.

Tommy Dreamer vs. Big Daddy V

Dreamer got one attempt in early as he ran at V, but V grabbed him and slammed him back to the mat. V then proceeded to brutally assault Dreamer, dominating him with splashes off the ropes and more slams. Big Daddy V scored the pinfall victory and stood over Dreamer after the win.

Winner: Big Daddy V wins via pinfall over Tommy Dreamer.

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Highlights replayed from the Miz vs Balls Mahoney match last week, where Kelly Kelly was ringside and went over to check on Balls when he got knocked out of the ring. Kelly Kelly then shown preparing herself in the mirror backstage when Balls Mahoney came walking up. Balls started to suggest they could maybe get dinner at a nice restaurant at the casino. Just then, Miz came walking up with Brooke and Layla arm in arm with him. Miz started to joke about Balls having a crush on Kelly Kelly after last week and said that Kelly isn't attracted to guys like him. Miz told Kelly they had to go and they left Balls standing there. Kelly Kelly turned back and looked in Balls' direction for a moment after, then left.

Stevie Richards vs. Kevin Thorn

Richards jumped on Thorn early knocking him to the mat to start punching away. After both men got up Thorn pulled Richards into a hard clothesline. Thorn tossed Richards from ring corner to corner, knocking him down. Thorn started to kick away at Richards. Richards tried to get up briefly, but Thorn knocked him down again, then picked him up and slammed him. Thorn sat Richards up on the mat, then ran off the ropes to clothesline him. Thorn kept a headlock applied to Richards, keeping him down on the mat. Thorn continued to dominate Richards holding his 1 arm, and repeatedly clotheslining him down. Thorn tried for a pinfall after another hard clothesline, but Richards kicked out. Styles said Richards may barely be conscious.

Thorn tossed Richards to the ropes again, and this time Richards was able to gain momentum. Richards grabbed Thorn off the ropes and slammed him down on both Richards' knees. Stevie then tried for several pins. After battling more, Thorn picked up Richards on his shoulders and slammed him down hard to the mat to get a pinfall win. Thorn started to kick away at Richards after the bell. The ref warned Thorn to stop, but Thorn picked up Richards and did his Crucifix finisher, slamming Richards down again. The ref slid out of the ring and told the ring announcer to award the match to Richards. An enraged Thorn went at the ref who warned him to back off as more officials came down to check on Richards.

Winner: Stevie Richards wins due to ref reversing decision after Kevin Thorn refused to stop attacking after the bell

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Summerslam ad shown with the Batista vs Great Khali match highlighted.

Coach shown backstage interviewing Elijah Burke to see if maybe he is Vince's son. Burke said he's been told he has Vince's smile. Tazz and Styles said Vince's child could be anyone really. They then ran down the list of matches scheduled for Summerslam, ending with the John Morrison title defense versus CM Punk. Highlights then shown of the history of their feud with Punk winning last week's "15 Minutes of Fame" match to get a title shot at Summerslam.

A second ad for Saturday Night's Main event shown featuring Evander Holyfield as MVP's replacement for the boxing match against Matt Hardy.

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Boogeyman vs. John Morrison

Morrison stood in the ring, posing with his championship belt as Boogeyman was introduced next. Boogeyman crawled out of the entrance wearing a black wig. Boogeyman stood up with a mouthful of worms and smashed a clock over his head.

Boogeyman took control early slamming Punk down and tossing him to the corner for a splash. Boogey tried for a pin then threw Morrison to the ropes. Boogey ran at Morrison who dropkicked him off the ropes. Boogey got back up and then climbed the corner ropes for a move. Morrison came over and did a spinning kick on Boogey's head, causing Boogeyman to fall from the corner to the apron and then down outside the ring. Boogey finally got back into the ring where Morrison started to beat him up more and put him in a hold.

The crowd got behind Boogeyman who finally regained momentum. Boogeyman clotheslined Morrison down hard then had a failed pin attempt. Morrison was able to escape and knock Boogeyman down again. Morrison then climbed the ropes to do a flip off the turnbuckle, but Boogeyman avoided the move, causing Morrison to land and hurt himself. The 2 continued to battle with Morrison landing a kick to Boogeyman's head off the ropes. Morrison tried for 2 pin attempts to no avail. Morrison tried to pull Boogeyman to the center of ring for a pin but Boggeyman held the bottom ropes. Morrison shoved the ref at one point due to the ref warnings. The ref immediately rang the bell and gave Boogeyman the match due to DQ.

After the win, Boogeyman stood behind Morrison who was yelling at the ref. Boogeyman grabbed Morrison and slammed him down hard in the center of the ring. Boogeyman then went over and got his bag of worms and went to Morrison. Morrison scrambled to roll out of the ring and grab his ECW title so he could back away up the ramp.

Winner: Boogeyman wins due to disqualification on John Morrison.

ECW Recap 08.07.07

ECW Recap from Youngstown, OH:

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ECW opened with a replay of highlights from last week's show, with ECW Champ John Morrison telling CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer and Elijah Burke to have a Triple Threat match. The winner would get to face Morrison in a "15 Minutes of Fame" match. Punk won the triple threat contest and will face Morrison tonight in the match. If Punk lasts 15 minutes with Morrison tonight he gets an ECW title shot at Summerslam.

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Jesse Gilmet vs. The Boogeyman

Boogeyman came to the ring wearing a new black wig and with worms in his mouth already. Boogeyman spit in Gilmet's face to start the match then whipped him to the corner. Gilmet avoided a splash attempt in the corner. Boogeyman turned and stared at him eerily, then clotheslined him down twice. Boogeyman with a powerful slam in the center of the ring, followed by a climb to the ropes. Boogeyman jumped off the turnbuckle with a splash slam to finish off Gilmet. After the win, Boogeyman put a handful of worms in his mouth, then dripped them down into Gilmet's mouth.

Matt Striker came walking out from backstage with a pointer. Striker started yelling at Boogeyman calling him strange and uncouth. As Striker distracted Boogeyman, Big Daddy V snuck into the ring behind Boogeyman. V attacked Boogeyman from behind, then splashed him in the corner and slammed him to the mat. V used several elbow drops to pulverize Boogeyman in the ring. Striker came in and started yelling in Boogeyman's face as V stood over him.

Winner: Boogeyman wins via pinfall over Jesse Gilmet.

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A promo ad for next week's Raw shown saying Vince McMahon, the chairman returns, including more about Vince's illegitimate child.

Styles and Tazz covered a replay of the attack by Big Daddy V on Boogeyman.

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Tommy Dreamer vs Elijah Burke

Dreamer with several kicks to Burke's leg, then clotheslined him over the top ropes. Dreamer went onto the apron to jump at Burke, who stood up and slammed Dreamer off to the pavement. Burke threw Dreamer back into the ring to attack him more. Burke ran over the corner where Dreamer was layed out and landed an elbow drop. Burke went over to the center of the ring but Dreamer was able to escape a move and build momentum. Dreamer with a Texas Cloverleaf submission on Burke, who crawled to the bottom rope and grabbed it. Dreamer then grabbed Burke by the legs and catapulted him face first into the corner. Dreamer tried to suplex Burke off the corner turnbuckle, but Burke jumped down pulling Dreamer against the ropes. With Dreamer stunned in the corner, Burke then went to the other corner. Burke ran at Dreamer full force and hit him with the "Elijah Express" to pick up a pinfall win.

Winner: Elijah Burke wins via pinfall over Tommy Dreamer.

Backstage was John Morrison. Joey Styles asked his thoughts on tonight's match with CM Punk. Morrison said that CM Punk seems excited for tonight's match and to experience a possible 15 minutes of fame. Morrison said after tonight, nobody will remember Punk's name.

Ad shown for Summerslam, August 26th, with the Batista vs Khali title match highlighted.

WWE magazine ad shown with Triple H as the cover.

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Balls Mahoney vs. The Miz

The Miz came down the ram with Kelly Kelly, Layla and Brooke of Extreme Expose. With a mic in hand, the Miz in ring discussed being a "chick magnet" with men fearing him.

Both men grappled in the center of the ring, with Balls putting Miz in a headlock. Balls knocked Miz down off the ropes then began punching Miz in the face several times before winding up an uppercut and knocking Miz down. Miz able to recoup and then knocked Balls to the ropes. Balls rolled out under the bottom rope and fell to the floor. Kelly Kelly got up and went over to check on Balls who had a huge smile on his face. Miz came out and grabbed Mahoney, then tossed him back into the ring. Miz slammed Mahoney in the ring but failed at the pin attempt.

Mahoney pushed Miz to the ropes then tried to clothesline him. Miz ducked then was able to come off the ropes and hit Mahoney with the "Reality Check" to finish him. Miz won via pinfall. Extreme Expose got in the ring to celebrate the victory. Kelly Kelly saw Mahoney laying on his back and looked over to see if he was ok.

Winner: The Miz wins via pinfall over Balls Mahoney.

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Joey Styles asked CM Punk who was backstage about tonight's match with John Morrison. Punk said he'll be approaching tonight's match with focus and dedication. Punk said he wants nothing more than to be ECW champ. Punk said Morrison will never forget the name "CM Punk" after tonight.

Styles interviewed Stevie Richards who was standing backstage. Stykes asked about Richards' recent in-ring success against Kevin Thorn. Before Richards could finish his answer, Kevin Thorn ran up, attacking him. Thorn threw Richards into backstage trash bins and other items leaving Richards layed out. Staff came running over to pull Thorn away and attend to Richards.

Another ad promoting Raw shown, discussing the Mr McMahon's illegitimate child development. Camera cut to John Morrison already in the ring for the match. CM Punk then introduced.

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CM Punk vs. John Morrison (15 Minutes of Fame)

The crowd began chanting for Punk as the bell rang and the 15 minute clock started to countdown. Punk pointed to the crowd so Morrison knew they were in Punk's favor. Morrison backed Punk to a corner, but the ref intervened.

Punk able to twist Morrion's arm, bringing him down to a seated position on the mat. Morrison able to stand up and flip Punk down to the mat, but Punk kicked Morrison away. Morrison went back over and got Punk down to the mat with a headlock. Punk got back up and dropped Morrison down again, then used a headlock of his own. Morrison able to escape and regain momentum, eventually dropping Punk down. Punk got up and was able to whip Morrison to the corner. Punk ran at Morrison who prevented him from a move. Punk then used the side ropes to jump off and kick Morrison down.

Punk threw Morrison to the ropes, allowing Morrison to kick Punk twice. Punk stayed on his feet, then was able to clothesline Morrison to the outside. Punk leapt over the top rope but Morrison dropkicked Punk outside the ring. Punk layed on the outside floor, but was able to get back up onto the apron. Morrison came over to try to suplex him into the ring. Punk reversed, flipping Morrison over him and the top ropes. Morrison landed on the ramp rolling towards the crowd barrier. ECW hit commercial break with under 10 mins left on the match timer.

ECW returned to the 15 minutes of fame match with 4:12 remaining. Morrison had Punk in a headlock in the ring, but Punk stood up. Punk able to drop Morrison down and tried to pin, but failed. Morrison got up and used a spinning reverse kick to drop Punk. Morrison then climbed the ropes and tried to flip off onto Punk. Punk rolled out of the way. Both men got up, with Punk dropping Morrison with several punches and moves. Punk threw Morrison to the corner for a knee to the face, then a bulldog. Punk jumped on the top rope and then jumped off to clothesline Morrison down. Punk tried a pin with Morrison escaping at 2. Punk continued to deliver moves and pinfall attempts with under 2 minutes. Morrison finally got back into it and did a neckbreaker on Punk.

Both men continued to fight with the timer running down under a minute. Morrison prepared his finisher, but Punk escaped then hoisted Morrison up for the GTS. Punk hit Morrison with the finisher and then looked at the clock as he pinned him. Punk picked up the win with only 5 seconds left on the clock. Styles said Punk will now get to face Morrison for the ECW title at Summerslam.

Winner: CM Punk wins via pinfall over John Morrison in the "15 minutes of Fame" match. Punk will go on to face Morrison for the ECW title at Summerslam.

ECW Recap 07.31.07

Recap of ECW from Phoenix, AZ:

ECW opened with ECW Champ John Morrison arriving to the ring. Morrison told the crowd he is their portal to the infinite, the shaman of sexy, the new face of extreme, ECW champion, John Morrison. Morrison talked about last week's "15 minutes of Fame' opponent and how they failed. Morrison said tonight he'd challenge one of the greatest athletes in all of Arizona, and give him 15 minutes to try to last in the ring. Morrison then insulted the Arizona Cardinals and the Diamondbacks' star players. Morrison introduced his opponent who came to the ring. Styles and Tazz didn't know who he was.

Unknown opponent vs. John Morrison

Morrison had a ref get in the ring and Morrison asked the opponent if he was ready for his fame. His opponent said he was ready as the bell rang and the clock started. Morrison kicked him in the stomach and then did his finisher on the man, beating him in just 20 seconds time.

Winner: John Morrison wins via pinfall.

Morrison asked if there were any other competitors for him tonight. Morrison said nobody in the crowd looks ready to compete. Just then, Tommy Dreamer came out from backstage and walked down to the ring. Dreamer with mic in hand said he's been around alot longer than 15 minutes in the wrestling industry. Dreamer said he wants to be ECW champ again, and that he is someone who can beat Morrison. Just then Elijah Burke came walking out with a mic.

Burke told Dreamer he's prehistoric in terms of ECW wrestlers and his "15 years of fame" have passed. Burke said he's more of a competitor for Morrison. As Burke kept talking, CM Punk came walking out to his theme music and got into the ring. CM Punk told even though Morrison said he was done giving him title shots that he can last 15 minutes in the ring with him. Punk said he'd prove it tonight. Morrison said no to Punk's request, saying he just had a hard match and couldn't fight tonight. Morrison told the 3 men to have a Triple threat match tonight. Morrison said the winner of that match could face him next week in a "15 Minutes of Fame" match for an opportunity at the ECW title.

Stevie Richards vs. Kevin Thorn

Thorn rammed Stevie Richards from corner to corner then knocked him down. Thorn began to kick away at Richards before standing him up and choking him against the ropes. Richards tried to gain momentum and jumped at Thorn in the corner. Thorn shoved Richards back. Thorn then picked Richards up in a crucifix move, then slammed him down. Thorn began to put Richards in a submission hold to focus on Richards' lower back. Thorn lifted Richards up in a backbreaker, holding him up. Thorn dropped down with Richards to slam him down. Thorn went for a pin but Richards got his shoulder up before 3. Thorn then layed Richards up in the corner and kicked his back hard. Thorn ran at Richards in the corner and Richards moved to avoid him. Thorn rammed into the ring post and Richards took advantage by rolling him up for a quick pinfall victory.

Winner: Stevie Richards wins via pinfall over Kevin Thorn.

Highlights shown of Big Daddy V destroying various opponents then saying Big Daddy V would be wrestling next.

Promo shown for CM Punk with various highlights from his matches.

3 Wreslters vs. Big Daddy V

Big Daddy V came down with Matt
Striker for the 3 on 1 handicap match. V began to decimate his opponents lifting each up and slamming them down to the mat. V with a hard chest chop on one opponent then threw him the ropes. V slammed the man back hard then threw all 3 men into 1 ring corner. V with a huge splash on all 3 men in the corner, then knocked each man down in the center of the ring. V stacked the 3 men on top of each other and scored the pinfall victory over the 3 opponents.

After the victory, the Boogeyman appeared at the top of the ramp and smashed a clock over his head. Boogeyman came down and got into the ring as Striker and V departed. Boogeyman then took a handful of worms and put them in his mouth. Boogeyman stared out the ring at Big Daddy V as he and Striker backed away up the ramp.

Winner: Big Daddy V wins via pinfall.

Tazz said Extreme Expose would be coming up next. An ad was shown for the latest issue of WWE magazine which features Rey Mysterio.

Extreme Expose did a dance routine to "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Michael Jackson. Layla took a microphone into the ring and then introduced "The Miz". Miz came out from backstage and walked to the ring. The Miz took the mic in the ring and told the crowd he's a chick magnet because the ladies dig him and the men fear him, Balls Mahoney came out to fight Miz as Extreme Expose sat in front of the announcers table.

Balls Mahoney vs. The Miz

Balls grabbed Miz' arm behind his back, but Miz managed to drag Balls over and throw him out through the ropes. Mahoney able to get back up on the apron and ram Miz in the gut. Miz regained control and put Mahoney face first on the middle rope, choking him. Miz and Balls fought in the middle of the ring, where Balls punched Miz several times knocking him down. Balls went for a pin but Miz put his foot on the bottom rope. Balls ran at Miz in the corner of the ring, but Miz moved away then used a swinging neckbreaker style move on Balls. Miz with the pinfall victory and then left the ring with Extreme Expose.

Winner: The Miz wins via pinfall over Balls Mahoney.

Tazz and Styles discussed the upcoming triple threat match and then highlighted Tommy Dreamer. Highlights were shown from various matches from Dreamer's career with ECW.

Elijah Burke shown backstage clapping in a mocking way after the Dreamer highlights. Burke said it would take a whole hour to show his own career highlights. Burke said his highlights would come next when he takes out Punk and Dreamer. Burke then said he will be one step closer to being ECW champ.

Promo shown for Triple H saying he would be rebuilt stronger and faster than before. The return of Triple H is set for Summerslam in 4 weeks.

Elijah Burke vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. CM Punk (Triple Threat)

All 3 wrestlers arrived to the ring and ECW then went to commercial break. Back from break, Dreamer had just knocked Punk down off the ropes, with Burke standing outside the ring. Burke managed to pull Punk out of the ring and onto the floor. Burke then got on the apron and Dreamer tossed him into the ring. Dreamer began to beat up Burke in the ring, until Punk jumped back in the ring over the ropes. Dreamer and Punk fought briefly with Dreamer getting knocked out of the ring. Burke took advantage and hit Punk in the back with an elbow then put him in a headlock.

Punk able to get to his feet and out of the headlock, then kicking Burke in the head. Punk with a pin attempt but Burke kicked out. Punk tossed Burke to the corner of the ring and ran at him. Burke able to flip Punk up and over the ropes. Punk landed outside the ring. Dreamer then came back in and fought with Burke. Burke gained the upperhand and whipped Dreamer to the corner. Burke then ran to the corner and held himself up in a handstand type move on the ropes then dropped an elbow on Dreamer. Burke went for the pin near the ropes where CM Punk had stood up and pulled Burke out of the ring.

Punk got back into the ring and tried to roll up Dreamer with a pin. Dreamer able to kick out, and Punk tossed him to the outside of the ring next to Burke. Punk then went off the ropes and flipped over onto both men. Punk was limping but tossed Burke back into the ring. Burke kicked out of a pinfall by Punk then tried to roll up Punk himself. Dreamer managed to back into it and picked up Punk from behind, slamming him back for a pin attempt. Dreamer DDT'd Punk off the ropes and tried to pin again, but Burke broke things up. Burke had both men down and started to go back and forth beating on each. As Burke was beating on Punk in the corner, Dreamer went over and grabbed Burke. Dreamer put Burke in a Texas Cloverleaf submission. Just then Punk got up and kicked the back of the head of Dreamer. Punk tried to put Burke away for several pins with no luck.

Punk put Burke up on the ropes then climbed up too, but Burke was able to shove CM off. Dreamer came over and punched Burke and then climbed the ropes. CM Punk managed to come back over and then slammed both men off the top ropes. Punk tried for a pin on Dreamer but Dreamer kicked out. Punk threw Burke to the corner and ran at him with a high knee to the head. Punk then collided with Tommy Dreamer, causing Dreamer to fall and roll out of the ring. From there, Punk managed to grab Burke and put him in his finisher move. After the victory, Dreamer and Punk shook hands as Dreamer held up Punk's arm in victory.

Winner: CM Punk wins via pinfall over Tommy Dreamer and Elijah Burke.

ECW Recap 07.24.07

Recap of ECW on Sci Fi from Fresno, CA:

ECW started off with ring announcer Justin Roberts giving an introduction for John Morrison, formally Johnny Nitro. Roberts announced that Morrison is the reason everyone came to the show tonight, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring and the new face of ECW. Morrison then came down to the ring with his ECW title.

Morrison discussed beating CM Punk and how Punk will have no more shots at the ECW title now. Morrison said he is a fighting champion who takes on all comers. Morrison said tonight he would give someone an opportunity to gain 15 minutes of fame in the ring, if they can survive 15 minutes with him in the ring or possibly beat him. Morrison said if they can do so, they will get a future title shot. He said despite having a tag team match tonight he will still compete in a 15 minutes of fame challenge. Morrions said he found a true competitor earlier from Fresno. He then had a no name wrestler come to the ring wearing a flashy blue outfit.

Morrison asked a ref to get in the ring and announced that this will start the 15 minutes of Fame challenge. Morrison asked the clock to be started and the bell rang. Morrison then headbutted the young wrestler, knocking him to the mat. Morrison picked the man up and did a corkscrew neckbreaker, then scored a pin in 34 seconds. Morrison grabbed the mic as the ref looked at the fallen wrestler. Morrison said he had his chance but couldn't get it done. Morrison then backed up the ramp with his ECW title.

Joey Styles announced that tonight's main event will be a tag match with Tommy Dreamer and CM Punk facing Elijah Burke and John Morrison.

Promo shown for Triple H, first showing his injury, then showing footage of Triple H being "rebuilt better than he was before". The promo ended with the announcement that Triple H will return at Summerslam.

Stevie Richards vs. Kevin Thorn

Thorn whipped Richards hard to the corner early, then tried to throw him to the ropes but Richards able to start dropkicking Thorn. Thorn rolled out of the ring to get a break. Richards got on the side apron to jump at Thorn, but Thorn managed to pull Richards foot out. Richards hit the side apron hard then fell out of the ring. Thorn tossed Richards back into the ring and then put him up pm his shoulder in a spine submission holder. Thorn slammed Richards down hard from the submission hold and began to beat Richards around the ring more. Richards able to fight back from the corner with some kicks to Thorn, until Thorn lifted Richards up and slammed him down on his back hard. After a near pinfall, Thorn picked up Richards and sat him on the corner turnbuckle. Thorn tried to do a crucifix from the corner with Richards but Richards slid out of Thorn's grasp. Richards then rolled up Thorn for a surprise pinfall victory!

Winner: Stevie Richards wins via pinfall over Kevin Thorn.

Replay shown of last week's Extreme Expose dance routine for the Miz who was seated in the middle of the ring. Styles said Miz would be wrestling next.

Promo shown for WWE magazine which features the return of Rey Mysterio.

Nunzio vs. The Miz

Styles said Miz is most likely the envy of every man around lately. Miz grabbed the mic saying he felt the women of Fresno are undressing him with their eyes. Miz said the chicks dig him and men fear him. Miz invited Extreme Expose out to watch him in his match tonight since they entertained him in the ring last week. Extreme Expose came down and sat in 3 chairs in front of the announce table, waving to Miz.

Early on Nunzio did a leg sweep on Miz tripping him to the mat. Miz rolled out of the ring but Nunzio chased him back in, and did a flying bodypress off the corner ropes. Miz was able to knock Nunzio into the corner then kick him hard. Miz tried for a pinfall but Nunzio grabbed the bottom rope. Miz whipped Nunzio to the corner then ran at him with a hard knee to the chest. Extreme Expose continued to cheer on Miz at ringside. Nunzio managed a comeback off the ropes doing several moves includong a head scissors. Miz finally finished off Nunzio running at him off the ropes and kneeing Nunzio in the face, followed by a swinging neckbreaker.

Winner: The Miz wins via pinfall over Nunzio.

The Miz then told Extreme Expose he has a surprise for them tonight and had them get into the ring with him. Miz then signaled for music to play and started to dance in the middle of the ring. Extreme Expose danced around Miz in the ring to the ECW's hard rock theme song.

Big Daddy V shown walking backstage with Matt Striker on his way to the ring for a match next.

Big Daddy V vs. 2 unknown opponents

Matt Striker led Big Daddy V to the ring then joined Styles and Tazz at the announcers' table. Big Daddy V slammed and threw his opponents, tossing 1 of the 2 men out of the ring. V picked up and slammed down the smaller of his 2 opponents with 1 hand. V put both men in the corner then ran at them, squashing them. V slammed 1 opponent down, then grabbed the other slamming him down on top. V pinned both men for the victory. Matt Striker posed in front of Big Daddy V as he stood on the apron.

Winner: Big Daddy V wins via pinfall over 2 opponents.

Tommy Dreamer & CM Punk vs. Elijah Burke & John Morrison

Styles noted that CM Punk was a 1/2 count away from beating Morrison at the Bash for the ECW title. Punk started off versus Burke. Punk called for Morrison to enter the ring, so Burke tagged him in. Morrison took advantage of a distracted CM Punk and kicked him in the stomach, then hammered away at him. Burke came in and tried to continue to dominate but Punk reversed things several times and got the upperhand. Punk then knocked Morrison off the apron and flipped Burke out over the ropes. ECW went to break with Morrison and Burke laying outside the ring.

Back from break, CM Punk threw Burke to the ropes then took him down. Tazz said Punk was in control of things through the break. Dreamer tagged in and continued the assault on Burke, slamming him near the ropes. Dreamer and Punk continued to tag in and out to doubleteam Burke and dominate the matchup. Burke finally got away after hitting Dreamer in the face with his knee. Morrison tagged in and tried to take control of Dreamer, but Dreamer managed to pick up Morrison and slam him back. Dreamer grabbed Morrison's legs and catapulted Morrison into the corner of the ring. Dreamer followed up with a running bulldog on Morrison. Dreamer put Morrison in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold until Morrison was able to reach the bottom rope to break it.

Morrison finally able to escape and did a spinning kick to the head of Dreamer followed by a dropkick. Burke tagged in and took control of Dreamer, keeping him down with a neckhold. Punk tried to stretch out to encourage Dreamer to tag out. Burke with a solid kick to Dreamer's head as he was down on the mat. Dreamer got to his feet but Burke rammed him back to the corner with Morrison. Dreamer started punchig both men until Burke knocked him down. Burke ran at the corner and then dropped himself down onto a fallen Dreamer. Morrison tagged in and continued punishing Dreamer down on the mat. Dreamer was finally able to get up and slam Morrison down on his back. Morrison was able to crawl over and tag Burke back in as Dreamer struggled to get up. Burke and Morrison continued to work on Dreamer, isolating him and preventing the tag.

Dreamer finally escaped when Morrison climbed the ropes and Dreamer pushed him. After Dreamer slammed Morrison off the ropes, he crawled over to tag in Punk who ran across the ring and knocked down Burke. Punk then flew over the top ropes onto Morrison outside the ring. Punk got back in the ring to beat up Burke more. Morrison finally crawled back in and tried to attack Punk, but Punk landed a spinning kick on Morrison's head to knock him down. Punk looked out at Morrison who rolled out of the ring, as Burke tried to run at Punk. Punk turned and ducked Burke's attack then hoisted him onto his shoulders. Punk drove Burke down into his knee for the finishing move and pinfall victory.

Winners: CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer win via pinfall over Elijah Burke and John Morrison.

Thoughts on the Bash

Great American Bash has come and gone, and once again it seems the fans were given very few title changes. It almost appears as if some of the Pay Per Views should be televised on USA or a Direct TV wrestling network, because spending $40-50 on each one seems extreme for what fans are being given. The matches are still entertaining but it seems as if the Creative Team is either trying to massively build up the current title holders, or is fresh out of ideas. The surprises come few and far between, with the exception of maybe Santino Marella showing up to the ring in Italy to capture the IC title, but that was no pay per view. Perhaps the WWE writers are perplexed by the injury bug which continues to hit its champions and contenders. The Great American Bash was a continuation of just about all of the championship title reigns.

One title change occurred at this year's Great American Bash, the Cruiserweight title which went to under-the-ring dweller, Hornswaggle. I wasn't surprised at the results from the rest of the card, although Matt Hardy has been built up alot lately and has been on quite a roll with victories. A victory over MVP seems deserved, but maybe they are saving it for later, say Summerslam. I'm not sure what direction the Khali title reign will take right now. He's definitely no Andre the Giant in the ring, but he's got that dominating size in his favor. It's funny, because you'd think if the Edge injury hadn't happened, Batista would be defeating Khali in their singles match at the Bash and building up his resume. While Khali is clumsy in the ring, its tough to just defeat a guy that big (unless Cena comes over to Smackdown for some reason, he's beaten him 2 or 3 times now). I'm not sure how long they will allow Khali to hold the title, but he makes Big Show, Andre the Giant and El Gigante look like they could have won Oscars for their work.

Khali, John Morrison, Candice Michelle, Umaga, Orton were all expected wins as they are generally recent title winners. There were some weapons style matches thrown in with the Bullrope and Singapore Cane on a Pole match that provided some unique entertainment for the show. Dusty Rhodes' son has set up a mini-feud with Orton until Triple H gets back. I think they still want Orton as the "Legend Killer" so that when Triple H finally returns he can claim to be the one legend Orton just can't get rid of. Maybe an "Orton Invitational Stretcher Battle Royal" would be a good way to speed things up for Orton's resume while we're waiting. Orton vs. Sgt Slaughter, Tatanka, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Doink, Ron Simmons and any other "legends" hanging around backstage. Orton would need to throw a guy over the ropes, and the wrestler would then be taken out on a stretcher. Getting carried away here, but the "legend killer" gimmick does get old, because we have seen it over and over now and we definitely get it.

That said, the one very bright spot and creative idea of the show was Hornswaggle entering the Cruiserweight invitational and winning the title. It's surprising and funny, and almost lends credence to how maybe this title holds very little value (it's starting to look like the Hardcore title which changed hands once or twice about every 1-2 hours). My thoughts on this: will a superstar actually challenge Hornswaggle? Who wants to be the wrestler who goes after a small leprechaun to win a title? Possibly Hornswaggle will just keep the title under the ring with the rest of his gold spoils. It makes you wonder if they are getting rid of the title for a while or for good. The other possibility I see here is that someone does go after Hornswaggle and Finlay comes to his rescue, starting a new feud.

In closing, many fans continue to be disappointed that John Cena is still WWE champ. While I agree that maybe it's time for a title change, At Summerslam, Cena will have been the WWE champ for over a year. So why not just give him the year, and then give up the title reign? However, I'd most like to see Triple H holding that title on Raw of any competitor there is today. A triple threat match with Cena, Orton and HHH at Summerslam wouldn't be such a bad idea and would be well worth the Pay Per View purchase price.

Great American Bash Results

Results from this Sunday's Great American Bash Pay Per View:

John Cena defeats Lashley via pinfall to retain the WWE Title
John Cena threw everything he had at Bobby Lashley, but the challenger kept coming. Finally, The Champ delivered an FU from the top rope, ending Lashley’s quest to become WWE Champion. After the match, Cena and Lashley shook hands in the middle of the ring as a sign of respect.

Great Khali defeats Kane and Batista to retain the World Heavyweight Title
Despite being double-teamed by Batista and Kane, The Great Khali won the big one at The Great American Bash, defeating The Animal and Big Red Monster in a Triple Threat Match to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.

Umaga defeats Jeff Hardy via pinfall to retain the Intercontinental Title
Jeff Hardy’s effort was valiant, but he was unable to overcome the destructive force of the Samoan Bulldozer at The Great American Bash. Umaga retained his Intercontinental Championship when he flattened Hardy with a Samoan Spike.

MVP defeats Matt Hardy via pinfall to retain US championship
In the weeks leading up to the contest, the mind games between the two competitors built up, which saw Hardy eliminate MVP from the 20-Man Battle Royal to name a new World Heavyweight Champion. At the Great American Bash it was the physical beating of Hardy’s head that may have given Porter the final edge he needed to win.

John Morrison defeats CM Punk via pinfall to retain ECW title
CM Punk looked great in an extremely athletic encounter with John Morrison for the ECW World Championship at The Great American Bash. But in the end, it was Morrison pinning Punk and retaining his gold.

Randy Orton defeated Dusty Rhodes via pinfall in Texas Bullrope Match
Rhodes nearly made a comeback, even nailing Orton with his signature “Flip Flop ‘n Fly” elbow sequence, but it was once again the cowbell that was his undoing. With a mighty wallop, Orton brought the seven-pound bell crashing down across the Hall of Famer’s skull, and that was enough to gain him the winning pinfall.

Candice Michelle defeats Melina via pinfall to retain Women's Title
Candice, who has said she makes up her lack of experience with her tremendous heart, showed the determination and resilience that has won a growing legion of fans and respect in the Raw locker room. Ultimately, she stunned Melina with a new move she called the Candywrapper, and left the Hollywood hobnobber flat on her back and counting the lights.

Hornswaggle wins the Cruiserweight Title via pinfall in the Cruiserweight Open
The rules of the Cruiserweight Open certainly benefited Hornswoggle who happened to be in the ring when the match started, making him a legal participant. And as luck would have it, the little guy shockingly pulled out the win to capture the gold. Seeing Jamie Noble lying stunned on the canvas, the diminutive Irishman climbed up top and executed a perfect Tadpole Splash to pick up the three-count.

Carlito defeats Sandman in Singapore Cane on a Pole Match
Many considered Sandman to be the favorite heading into the Singapore Cane on a Pole Match; and it looked like the former construction worker was heading towards the win when he was the first to the weapon. But Carlito found a way to win the match his way - with a Back Stabber.

Surprisingly only one title changed hands and it went to the smallest competitor in all of WWE, a guy who hangs out under the ring, Hornswaggle. As cool as that is, the Pay Per Views continue to have a general lack of title changes. Watch out for Summerslam, its a bigger pay per view event and will most likely give us several title changes.

Great American Bash Predictions

The major theme lately in WWE Pay Per Views has been that barely any titles change hands. I expect that to follow suit with the Great American Bash, with more titles likely to change hands at Summerslam than here. I can see just 1 title change at most, and it's not Cena's. Here's the rundown of my predictions..

Kane vs. Batista vs Great Khali (Triple Threat Match for World Heavyweight Title) - Nobody saw this turn of events or match coming, so it actually spices up the card for the Bash a bit. The way the card was originally set up, I was predicting Edge to retain versus Kane and Batista to defeat Khali. All that changed when Edge was forced to give up the title, Khali won it in a battle royal and then this triple threat match was made. All that said, if they had wanted Kane or Batista winning the title, they most likely would have had them do it on Smackdown rather than Khali winning it. I think for a time now they will continue to have a heel champion on Smackdown, since Edge is injurred. I'm going to say Khali retains here somehow either by a DQ or pin. I don't see Khali only holding the title for 5 days though.

Prediction: Khali wins this match via a DQ or cheap tactic of some sort.

Matt Hardy vs MVP (US title) - This is probably the toughest of the matches to predict because it seems both wrestlers are being built up lately for their careers in WWE. The fans would love to see Matt Hardy win, and WWE wants MVP to have his title-holder credibility. MVP is coming off an impressive win versus Flair at the last Pay Per View. However, the fans want Matt Hardy holding the title. Matt Hardy won in a non-title matchup vs MVP on Smackdown which sets up the possibility here. If he doesn't win it here, I expect he'll win it at Summerslam. This would be my only title changing hands for the card.

Prediction: Matt Hardy will win the US championship.

Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga (Intercontinental Title) - Will both Hardy's win titles on the same card. It would make for a nice story, but I can't see Jeff Hardy beating the Samoan Bulldozer here. His brother will get the glory on this Pay Per View. The only other possiblity I could dream up for this match is Rey Mysterio makes his return here to avenge what Umaga did to him. I've read rumors that Mysterio will come back and go after Chavo though, who originally injured him. Umaga should retain the title unless some fluke occurs.

Prediction: Umaga retains the title via pinfall or DQ

CM Punk vs. John Morrison (ECW Title) - A recent name change for Nitro (to John Morrison) and also a recent showing that he can fight under extreme rules. The fans have wanted Punk to win the title for a while now, but Morrison is becoming the established heel champ on ECW. CM Punk will win it eventually but in this one, Morrison wins via pinfall.

Prediction: Morrison wins via pinfall to retain the ECW title.

Candice Michelle vs Melina (WWE Women's Title) - I see Candice retaining her title, because I have a feeling Beth Phoenix will be her next opponent, challenging for and maybe winning the WWE title. Expect Phoenix to possibly play a part in the match here and set up the feud. Candice hasn't said too much since winning the title, but actions will speak louder than words.

Prediction: Candice retains the WWE Women's title.

Randy Orton vs. Dusty Rhodes (Bullrope match) - I'd call this the "easy match" to predict. You have the older "legend" facing a "legend killer". Orton obviously wins this, but I expect it will set up more of a feud for Cody Rhodes and Orton, or possible a return of Triple H.

Prediction: Orton wins via pinfall, and sends Rhodes out on a stretcher.

Bobby Lashley vs. John Cena (WWE Title) - The match with all the buzz. The recent commentary by various stars on Raw, makes the hype and setup big for this match, and makes you wonder if this is where Cena loses. Many expect Lashley to pull the win off here. Only exception is that Cena has held the title for nearly a year. That year mark will come by Summerslam, and thats when I expect Cena to finally lose the belt. Cena will find a way to win here.

Prediction: Cena wins via pinfall to retain the title.

WWE Pay Per Views have made it safe lately to predict barely any titles changing hands, but they just might shock us this time around. There's also been rumors that at the Bash we see the returns or appearances of Rey Mysterio, Triple H, and Undertaker..stay tuned to see their possible involvements in this event which could set up future feuds and matches.

Feel free to leave your comments about who will lose/win at the Bash. Comments with vulgarity/swearing will not be accepted.

ECW Recap 07.17.07

Recap of ECW 07.17.07 from Laredo, TX:

Joey Styles said tonight there would be a major announcement from Johnny Nitro tonight during a press conference. Reporters were shown camped out at Nitro's locker room door, when a man in a suit came out and spoke on Nitro's behalf. The press agent told everyone "tonight will be the last night you see Johnny Nitro wrestle on ECW". The man said the rest of their questions would be answered later on in the ring. Joey Styles and Tazz were stunned and didn't know what was going on with the news.

Elijah Burke vs. CM Punk

Early on Punk injured Burke's arm and kept Burke down to the mat with a strong hold on his shoulder. Burke able to get back to his feet and beat up Punk in the corner for a bit. Punk regained control of the match momentarily until Burke grappled with him near the ropes and then both men spilled out of the ring. Punk and Burke were both down outside the ring as ECW hit commercial break.

Back from break, Burke had Punk down in the ring with a half Boston Crab type hold. Punk crawled over to the ropes but Burke pulled him back to center of ring where he started hammering on Punk's back. Burke slapped on a full Boston Crab but Punk managed to crawl his way to a bottom rope to break up the hold. Burke continued to try to wear down Punk by attacking his hurt back. Burke with a series of slams and suplex moves. Punk able to start kicking Burke while Punk was on his back. Punk then got up and knocked Burke down several times with clotheslines and a face first slam move on Burke. Burke regained control of the match again with several punches to Punk's face, but Punk was able to catch Burke out of nowhere. Punk hit Burke with his finishing move, slamming Burke face first into his knee for a pinfall victory.

Winner: CM Punk wins via pinfall over Elijah Burke.

Tazz and Styles discussed the appearance of Big Daddy V last week and said he will be appearing next in his first match on ECW.

Footage shown of Cena and Lashley to build up their upcoming match for the Great American Bash, with predictions/comments given from various superstars about the two wrestlers. Replay then shown of the face-off on Raw between Cena and Lashley.

Matt Striker came down to the ring in a suit and told the crowd that last week he gave Boogeyman a lesson on the word "redemption". Footage then shown of the beatdown Big Daddy V gave to Boogeyman by throwing him through Striker's desk and chalkboard in the ring. Striker then introduced Big Daddy V to the crowd for the next match.

Tim Storm vs. Big Daddy V

Early on V manhandled Storm from corner to corner of the ring at the start of the match. Big Daddy V hoisted Storm on his shoulders and slammed him down center of ring. V then threw Storm to the ropes and brought him down for a hard sideslam to finish the match fast. V with the pinfall victory.

Winner:Big Daddy V wins via pinfall over Tim Storm.

The Miz was in the ring with a mic and told the crowd he hates to admit it, but he's a chick magnet. Miz said he feels like every woman in the arena wants him, probably because of his personality, looks or charisma. Miz said he's about to call out 3 chicks who have a special surprise for him. Just then Extreme Expose came down to the ring. Layla set up a steel chair for Miz to sit on in the center of the ring. Extreme Expose then started a dance routine set to the Ciara song "Like a Boy". The 3 girls danced around and up close to Miz who sat in the center of the ring. Miz applauded at the end of the dance routine as fireworks exploded from the ringposts.

Tazz and Styles discussed Nitro's press agent's earlier announcement that this would be Nitro's last night wrestling on ECW. They speculated it may have something to do with last week's extreme rules match against Tommy Dreamer, which was a brutal new format for Nitro even though he was victorious. Tommy Dreamer then came out for his match as ECW went to commercial.

Tommy Dreamer vs. Kevin Thorn

Thorn showed his power early on as he rammed Dreamer back into the corner. Dreamer managed to gain momentum though and knocked Thorn down center of ring. Thorn rolled out of the ring, then got back onto the apron. As Dreamer came up to him, Thorn yanked Dreamer's head down snapping him off the top rope. Thorn took control from there putting an armhold on Dreamer's shoulder/arm down on the mat. Thorn tried to whip Dreamer to the corner and then ran at him, but Dreamer elbowed him. Dreamer knocked Thorn down then climbed the ropes. Thorn came over and climbed up the ropes with Dreamer. Thorn went to suplex Dreamer up off the ropes, but Dreamer pushed him off down to the mat. Dreamer jumped off the ropes with a flying splash/knee move onto Thorn. Dreamer tried for a pin but Thorn kicked out. Thorn managed to get Dreamer up for a Crucifix type move, but Dreamer slid off his back then clotheslined Thorn down. With both men back up, Thorn threw Dreamer hurt shoulder first into the corner ring post. Thorn took advantage as Dreamer fell to the mat by scoring the pinfall victory. After the bell rang, Thorn put Dreamer's legs up on the ropes and did the "Original Sin" move on him dropping Dreamer down hard to the mat.

Winner: Kevin Thorn wins via pinfall victory over Tommy Dreamer.

Reporters shown back at the door for Johnny Nitro's locker room as his press agent came out to say they would be heading out for the press conference.

Johnny Nitro Press Conference

Nitro's press agent was in the ring and talked to the crowd about Nitro entering WWE as part of MNM and being a tag team champ, Intercontinental champ and ECW champ. Nitro's press agent said Nitro will no longer be wrestling in ECW as he has changed his name. Nitro then came out to the ring wearing a white suit, black shirt and shades. Nitro held his title up for the crowd to see. Nitro took a mic and said he came out to make a statement. Nitro said his name is not Johnny Nitro, his name is John Morrison. Morrison said since birth he's been destined to do great things and went on to list all sorts of accomplishments he's had since he was young. He then said he is the ECW World Heavyweight champ and there's still people out there who doubt him. Nitro said there's no doubt he will beat CM Punk at the Bash this weekend. Morrison then said Punk is a disrespectful kid with tattoos.

Just then CM Punk came out to the ring and got up in Morrison's face. Morrison said this is a press conference not a wrestling match so he won't lay a hand on him tonight. Nitro asked where Punk came up with his "clever little name, CM Punk" and went to hand him the mic. Suddenly, Morrison smashed the mic in Punk's face several times and did a neckbreaker on Punk. Morrison left the ring and backed up the ramp with his belt on his shoulder, Morrison stood looking at the ring where a fallen CM Punk was holding his neck looking back at him.

ECW Recap 07.10.07

ECW Recap 07.10.07 from New Orleans, LA

Styles announced that Tommy Dreamer will face Johnny Nitro in an Extreme Rules match.

ECW kicked off with Matt Striker in the ring with a classroom setup (chalkboard and desk). Striker invited his guest to the ring, the Boogeyman. Striker said he is one of the most peculiar students he's had. Boogeyman did his strut down to the ring. Striker warned Boogeyman to stay at a distance. Striker said normally the student brings a gift for the teacher, but tonight he brought the student a gift. Striker uncovered a glass bowl full of worms. Boogeyman grabbed a handful and ate them. Striker then showed everyone the footage of Boogeyman force feeding him worms a few weeks ago. Striker started to educate Boogeyman on worms and how they procreate. Striker said worms are coldblooded and so is what Boogeyman has been doing to him. Striker said it ends right here and now. Just then Viscera came walking down to the ring wearing no shirt. Striker introduced him as "Big Daddy V". Boogeyman tried to attack Striker but Big Daddy V hit him from behind. V proceeded to slam Boogeyman onto Striker's desk and then threw him right through the Chalkboard and out of the ring. V tossed the chalkboard out onto Boogeyman before he and Striker walked off up the ramp.

A Triple H "King of KIngs" promo was shown.

Balls Mahoney vs. Elijah Burke

Early on Burke cornered Mahoney then punched away at him unti lMahoney reversed and began a series of punch. Mahoney started to wind up for a knockout punch but Burke ducked and then knocked him down. Burke tried to grab his towel to use to choke Mahoney but the ref stopped him. Burke ran at the corner and splashed Mahoney hard. Burke began wearing down Mahoney with a neckhold in the center of the ring. Mahoney got to his feet and punched his way out of the hold. Balls with a few clotheslines and a series of punches. Mahoney then wound up and punched Burke down. Mahoney signaled for a move and went to the top of the turnbuckle. Mahone jumped off for a leg drop but Burke rolled out of the way. Burke nailed Mahoney in the corner with the running "Elijah Express". Mahoney fell to the mat and Burke grabbed the pinfall victory.

Winner: Elijah Burke wins via pinfall.

Highlights were shown of Tommy Dreamer's matches, the "heart and soul" of ECW. Styles said this is what Nitro would be in store for later n tonight.

CM Punk shown walking backstage on his way to the ring for a match.

Stevie Richards vs. CM Punk

Punk had momentum early on knocking Richards down several times off the ropes. Johnny Nitro was shown watching the match backstage on a monitor. Punk nailed Richards in the back of the head with a hard kick. Punk kept Richards down on the mat in a neckhold, but Richards able to stand up. Punk smashed Richards down with a forearm to the chest. After a failed pin, Richards got up to take some control of the match. Richards knocked Punk down several times then landed a neckbreaker. Richards with several near pins, but Punk kicked out. Richards waited for Punk to stand up and went at him, but Punk knocked him down. Punk slapped a figure four type move on Richards but Stevie kicked out. Punk with a back suplex on Richards followed by a half Boston crab. Richards able to roll over and kick Punk in the head. Punk grabbed Richards legs and catapuled him into the corner, then nailed him with a running knee to the head. Punk with a bulldog off the ropes and another near pinfall. Punk able to slam Richards down back first on his knee, and tried another pin. Richards regained control, knocking Punk down and putting a chokehold on near the ropes. Punk got his foot on the bottom rope. Stevie Richards got to the top of the turnbuckle, but Punk went over and grabbed him. Punk then landed his finisher on Richards for the pinfall win.

Winner: CM Punk wins via pinfall over Tommy Dreamer.

Backstage the Miz was talking to Kelly Kelly. Brooke came up and asked Kelly to introduce her. Miz said hi to Brooke and then Layla came up and said h to Mizi. Miz said he had a match coming up next but maybe afterwards they all can get into a little action of their own. Miz left and Brooke told Layla and Kelly how cute she thinks Miz is.

Nunzio vs. The Miz

As Miz came down and got into the ring, Team Extreme was shown backstage watching the match. Early on Miz grabbed Nunzio in a headlock and ran with him off the ropes to slam him down. Miz ran at Nunzio in the corner, but Nunzio flipped Miz over the ropes. Miz able to land on the apron then did an impressive slide under Nunzio's legs back into the ring. Miz flipped Nunzio up off his back. Nunzio able to regain control and dropped Miz to the mat . Nunzio with a chokehold and had his feet on the ropes for leverage, until the ref broke things up. Nunzio continued to wear Miz down with a head scissors and chokehold on him. Miz got to his feet and began to forearm shiver Nunzio. Miz with several flying shoulders off the ropes to knock Nunzio down. Miz finally picked up the victory with a swinging neckbreaker known as the "Mizard of Oz". Team Extreme shown cheering the Miz on backstage after the win.

Winner: The Miz wins via pinfall victory over Nunzio.

Team Extreme performed a dance routine on the side apron and in ring to Beyonce's song "Get Me Bodied" which ended with a blast of fireworks from the ringposts.

Tommy Dreamer vs. Johnny Nitro (Extreme Rules Match)

Tommy Dreamer came down to the ring with a shopping cart full of items/weapons to use in the match. Nitro baited Dreamer early on and attacked him outside the ring. Nitro got back in the ring and grabbed a crutch . Dreamer came back in the ring and managed to avoid being hit by the crutch. Dreamer knocked Nitro down then began to attack him with the crutch. Dreamer put a version of the Texas Cloverleaf submission onto Nitro, but Nitro able to reach and grab the bottom rope. Dreamer went to hit Nitro with the crutch again as Nitro stood up, but Nitro avoided it then threw Dreamer shoulder first into the corner ringpost. Nitro smashed the crutch down across Dreamer's back. Dreamer able to get up and slam Nitro down, then clotheslined him over the ropes. Nitro grabbed a No parking sign outside the ring and smashed it on Dreamer's head.

Outside the ring Nitro put a steel chair around Dreamer's head then shoved him into the ringpost. Nitro with a backflip off the crowd barricade onto the fallen Dreamer. Nitro and Dreamer back in the ring, and Nitro tried to climb the ropes. Dreamer able to slam Nitro off the ropes. Nitro able to regain slight control and ran at Dreamer in the corner, but Dreamer flipped Nitro onto the ropes on his groin. Dreamer then smashed a trash can lid over Nitro's head and took control with a DDT. Nitro kicked out of a near pinfall. Dreamer tried to jump off the ropes with a trash can lid onto Nitro, but Nitro moved. Nitro got up to the ropes, but Dreamer got right back up. Dreamer able to put the trash can over Nitro's head and hang him upside down off the ropes. Dreamer with a running dropkick into the trashcan. Dreamer then set up a chair in front of the trash can in a corner of the ring. The 2 men fought near the chair trying to throw each other into the corner. Finally Nitro able to duck a Dreamer punch and trip Dreamer into the chair head first. Nitro with the pinfall as he put one foot on the ropes to gain the win.

Winner: Johnny Nitro wins via pinfall over Tommy Dreamer.